Most Nostalgic Moment of My Week

lumpy mass with what looked like tiny seeds or beads pasted all over it. Part moldy, part mystery. I half-expected to see a note from a raccoon that read, “Thanks for the snack storage.”

But no — after about 30 seconds of bewilderment and one sniff of something sort of plasticky, I knew.

I was finding old Floam.

Wait—Remember Floam?
If you’re reading this and you’re under the age of 25, you may be asking yourself what the hell is Floam.

Here’s the lowdown: in the ’90s and early 2000s, Nickelodeon pretty much pioneered a way for kids to cause a